We’re not talking figuratively, here. If I talked about how many times I’ve figuratively showed my ass, this would be a never ending dialogue and y’all would get bored.
These are the times I’ve literally showed my ass.
How many of ‘those’ meetings have you had to sit through?
I just had to sit through a meeting that was so boring that I’ve tainted my future generations. They will feel this boredom until the end of all days.
First of all, the best advice I can give you about surviving work meetings: don’t go.