• A Krampus Christmas: The Jenkin’s Family Letter

    This Christmas will mark five years since I’ve sent Christmas cards and 53 years of not writing a family letter to include in a Christmas card. I like getting the family letters, though. 

    Randy and I were talking about those letters and wondered what one would look like if the family got a visit from Krampus instead of Santa. So, I wrote a family letter for the Jenkin’s family. Little Timmy was an asshole, so they all suffered.

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  • Narcissistic Personality Disorder: I Need Five Minutes

    I have a fragmented child living inside me. She never learned to grow and never stopped grieving because she was left behind. Read More

  • Full Of Culture

    I am all about the culture right now. I mean, I have had throat cultures, nose cultures and, well, other gross things. I’m full of culture.

    I also attended the theater with my baby sister last Friday. So, I have culture coming out of my ass.

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