• The Big Fat Crayon

    I remember how excited I was to start the second grade and not have to use baby crayons anymore. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on those sleek, slender crayons the big kids used. I so fucking badly wanted the 64 box with the built-in-sharpener. Oh my god, I wanted that so bad.

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  • Oh, Look! Something Sparkly

    I get emails from companies asking me to review their product quite often. Usually, when I tell them how much I charge, they just go away. Because if they ain’t paying, I ain’t reviewing.

    Unless, they send me something sparkly.

    I am not getting paid for this post, this is a review, and I can say whatever I want.

    I am drunk with power.

    Or maybe gin.

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  • The Rubber Shoes In Hell 2017 Survey. Also, Hoss Is Dead

    Randy and I spent last week cocooned in the Smokey Mountains with Mountain Girl and the Bass Player.  For you younger people, who are afraid that getting old means being all stodgy, we had one evening that culminated in an epic rubber band fight. Also, Randy is lucky that he wears glasses or he’d be down at least one eye.

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