• Amazing Graceless Shows Some Skin

    So, you guys. Since the last time we talked, I have showed my actual ass to strangers. Twice.

    No, I did not start mooning people on purpose and it’s not like the voices are telling me to run around naked. I am pretty sure if I ever get “voices” they’re just going to tell me to put a sweater on and to give kale another chance. 

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  • Presidential Magic 8 Ball

    If we’re going to be stuck with 45 as president, then he needs to start consulting a source that isn’t a Nazi. He needs to consult something, for all that is holy, he shouldn’t be making his own decisions. He needs a Magic 8 ball. 

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  • Been Caught Stealing – Part 2

    I totally fucked up the Jane’s Addiction title when I stole it for my last post. It’s Been Caught Stealing not Got Caught Stealing.  

    That’s what I get for stealing.

    I figured it out, but not until I had posted the story. So, the headline just stayed wrong.

    Now, here I am. Fixing it.

    Randy and I were talking about the comments from the last shoplifting post. How people said that I was mostly sweet and trying to do something nice.

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