• What Can We Do?

    Randy is going to hate this post. Hate it.

    Here’s the thing, I have to do this.

    We’re in the shit of it, you guys. I don’t have to tell you that bad shit is happening. We all know Heather Heyer’s name. We know that in 2017 an American citizen was killed by a Nazi. We know that, from the president’s own words, that he sides with white supremacists. This does not surprise me at all. He told us who he was during the campaign. Why didn’t we listen?

    Although, it is becoming obvious that the election was stolen, so maybe we did listen, and got fucked anyway. Now we have Nazis in the White House. It sounds like a plot from a bad movie. Like Zombeavers.

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  • Bedazzle Our Boob Socks

    Randy and I talk to our mountain friends every Friday evening.

    We’ve been doing this for years now. We call it Friday night youth group. There aren’t any real rules, other than there should be a round of word ball and a discussion which revolves around butts, boobies, or some other body part that is usually covered when one is in public. Because we are grown ups and can talk about whatever we want. God. You have to read that like Napoleon Dynamite. 

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  • Petty AF

    You know what a pet peeve of mine is? The phrase “pet peeve”. It’s stupid.

    So, I should be finishing painting the family room stairwell, but I feel like I’ve been painting longer than my second marriage lasted.

    I hate painting. It is tedious and I’m not good at painting. Plus, I am covering up all my wonderfully bold and bright colored walls with this putty color that looks like a filing cabinet. One of those metal office filing cabinets. From what I’m reading, filing cabinet blah is the color to paint your house when you want to sell.

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