• Running From Your Brain

    I thought about writing a post about a funny spam comment. The comment talked about some voodoo witch doctor who could make anything happen. But Randy told me if I posted a spam comment, bad things would happen. I’m not sure what because I glazed over when he started talking about Google and black lists. Kind of the way I do when he lectures me about tweeting at trump.

    So, what is on my mind right now? Holy shit, so very much.

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  • Amazing Graceless Shows Some Skin

    So, you guys. Since the last time we talked, I have showed my actual ass to strangers. Twice.

    No, I did not start mooning people on purpose and it’s not like the voices are telling me to run around naked. I am pretty sure if I ever get “voices” they’re just going to tell me to put a sweater on and to give kale another chance. 

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  • Presidential Magic 8 Ball

    If we’re going to be stuck with 45 as president, then he needs to start consulting a source that isn’t a Nazi. He needs to consult something, for all that is holy, he shouldn’t be making his own decisions. He needs a Magic 8 ball. 

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