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  • What Can We Do?

    Randy is going to hate this post. Hate it.

    Here’s the thing, I have to do this.

    We’re in the shit of it, you guys. I don’t have to tell you that bad shit is happening. We all know Heather Heyer’s name. We know that in 2017 an American citizen was killed by a Nazi. We know that, from the president’s own words, that he sides with white supremacists. This does not surprise me at all. He told us who he was during the campaign. Why didn’t we listen?

    Although, it is becoming obvious that the election was stolen, so maybe we did listen, and got fucked anyway. Now we have Nazis in the White House. It sounds like a plot from a bad movie. Like Zombeavers.

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  • Been Caught Stealing – Part 2

    I totally fucked up the Jane’s Addiction title when I stole it for my last post. It’s Been Caught Stealing not Got Caught Stealing.  

    That’s what I get for stealing.

    I figured it out, but not until I had posted the story. So, the headline just stayed wrong.

    Now, here I am. Fixing it.

    Randy and I were talking about the comments from the last shoplifting post. How people said that I was mostly sweet and trying to do something nice.

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  • Got Caught Stealing

    Haha. Not really. I never got caught.

    You know how you can be in a long term relationships and after decades you are positive you’ve told all your stories. Then, you find this deep well of stories they hadn’t heard?

    This happened Friday night.

    Randy is aware of my childhood. He understands my childhood was difficult, sad, and is when my perpetual stomach ache began. He knew I was guilty of occasional shoplifting when I was a kid, but he didn’t really know the stories.

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