You know how life fucks with you and sends you down a rabbit hole?
You don’t get to fall like Alice, though. You hit every root and rock on the way down. You get scratched, torn, and bruised. Sometimes, you get broken.
I hate the annual performance review. I hate it. I hate it the way I hate cleaning toilets and running in to work people outside of work.
Oh, yeah…hi! Soooo….out shopping? Awesome…wow, that is a LOT of lube, isn’t it? I didn’t know they sold gummi bears in 50 lb bags. Okay then, I’ll see you on Monday.