• 12 Days Of Real Christmas

    I have the holiday spirit. I’m down with the fat man in red. I dreaming of a white Christmas and my inner little drummer boy is itching to get out.

    You know, or not.

    I didn’t even put a tree up this year. This is the first year we don’t have a tree. Okay, that first year, it was just a 12 inch ceramic tree. But still. A tree. Of sorts. 

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  • Shades

    Not shades like sunglasses or those things you pull over windows. This is Shades. Pronounced like “shay dees”.

    Let’s face it, if you are reading this and there really is a hell, chances are, we’re all meeting up one day. I’m not saying y’all are evil or anything, but depending on the religion, there are some pretty stringent rules about getting into heaven. I’m pretty sure I blew my shot around 1984.

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  • Conspiracy Goat Says: Don’t Be A Lying Liar Who Lies

    Randy has been making memes about a conspiracy goat. Sometimes, they are funny. They’re usually weird. Just a little glimpse into the madness in my husband’s head. I am glad his madness and my madness get along.

    This isn’t about goats, though. I hope you aren’t disappointed. I do have other blog posts about goats if you’d rather read them.

    This is about malignant narcissists and the utterly absurd lies they tell. We’ll get back to goats in a few minutes.

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