Me: You know, I have a critique of these lyrics.
Randy: Really? Because it sold millions of copies.
Me: I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about a criticism I have of the lyrics, which are awesome. Except this one thing.
Rabbit Hash, KY is a real place. I swear.
For a while, they had a dog as mayor. I mean, I guess the dog could still be mayor, I haven’t kept up on Rabbit Hash politics.
Nope. I did not misspell menopausal. I meant to do that.
I read about something today that made me squint a little and turn my head the way Gertie does when I vacuum the hardwood. Only I didn’t hiss. She usually hisses.