• The Last Time I Dined And Dashed

    Today.

    By today, I mean last Sunday. Not “today” today. 

    Let me explain. I did not go to a restaurant, eat and leave without paying, which is the traditional “dined and dashed”.

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  • I Let The Cub Scouts Down. Twice.

    I only have a little more than a month until the Erma Bombeck conference. The anticipation is killing me.

    When I went two years ago, I grew super anxious because I’d be meeting a lot of people. I wanted to meet them, but still, you know. People.

    This year is different. I got that shit behind me and all I have to look forward to is reconnecting with a group of women I love in a way which borders on creepy.

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  • Dude Versus Cats

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