This post will get progressively worse. Like at first, you’ll probably go “oh, that wasn’t THAT awkward. Really” Just wait. We’ll get there. I’m easing you in. Here are three stories. From just a little awkward moment to “oh fuck no”. So, a few years ago, something happened that made me laugh harder than I have ever laughed at a job. I share a room...

You guys, sleep has been elusive. I mean, I’ve had insomnia issues since my early forties, but I seem to be going through a bit more than usual. My post menopausal hormones have fallen in with insomnia and formed a gang against me. Pretty sure I hear mother nature and father time chuckling as I write this. The shit that is keeping me up is so fucking stupid. It’s not work anxiety or...

So, Randy and I have been together for over 26 years now. Not saying we haven’t had our ups and downs, but mostly, they’ve been great years. One would think, after 26 years, we’d know all of each other’s stories. We don’t. We learned that a few days ago. ***Warning: if you are disturbed by maggots, read no further. I promise, no pictures or graphic details because...