A few nights ago, I slept 5 straight hours without getting up once.
This might not seem like a big deal, but it has been years since that has happened. At least 10. Maybe more.
I am pining for that night because insomnia has been kicking my ass since then. Last night, I slept in 20 minute increments.
So, I was going to post this as a link from Medium because the contest I was in dictated that you put an unpublished draft in Medium. So I thought, well, I’ve never posted anything there, so I guess I will. I read that one guy made like .06 so it’s like throwing money away to not post there. And then Randy reminded me that I’m just adding a second step for no reason. I came around to his way of thinking.
This is the story I chose to enter over the one I posted on Monday. It didn’t win anything and I’m totally cool with that. I still think it’s kind of funny. Here it is, why you shouldn’t eat what I bring to the potluck at work.
I mean, it might be my mojo.