I am so pleased to be over on The Sisterwives today! With such amazing fucking company!
And the post is on bitching about stuff. Holy shit, it’s like a blog post wet dream.
I hate that I have to sit here and contemplate whether or not I want to use the phrase ‘wet dream’ in a blog post. I already get fucked up searches. Randy says it has to do with not identifying what my search terms should be and something about SEO and other boring shit that I do not care about it. Also, to the person who found my blog with the disgusting mother/son search term. There is a special place in hell for you. Sick fuck.
Anyway, please stop by, you won’t be sorry. There are some funny motherfuckers on there today and they are all talking about their pet peeves.
I was asked to send in a pet peeve of mine, but, since I am me, I couldn’t just send one. What if I they hated it? So, I wrote two which also seemed risky. So, I sent in three and they used two of them.
I hate for the third one to go to waste, so here it is. My third wheel pet peeve:
There’s a woman at my job who is a bitch. She’s always a low grade bitch, but sometimes, she kicks that shit into high gear. I’ve heard her explain her behavior away with ‘Well, you know…Mercury is in retrograde”. Then she shakes her Stevie Nicks bracelet with all the crystals on it. Just hearing them jingle hurts my Feng Shui.
Pretty sure if Mercury is in retrograde for her, it’s in retrograde for all of us and I don’t see anyone else blaming their chapped chakras on another planet taking a hop backward a couple times a year. Also, I think Mercury isn’t really in retrograde as often as she claims it is. I can’t substantiate this though, because Miss Cleo isn’t available.
Besides, everyone knows that people only get weird when there’s a full moon.
Anyway, it was so nice to be included and I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one out there who is horribly annoyed by silly shit.