- I waited 17 years for this opportunity.
- I have a face that says “Swat me. For the love of God, swat my face”.
- I make a lot of noise because I want sex. All the noise I make is for sex.
- I can’t help it if my eyes are weird, off-putting, and look like a special effect.
- Click click click click click.
- Never trust the wingman.
- Screech screech screech.
- I’m emerging from my nymph stage and will soon be a winged adult.
- Mostly, I gross people out.
- It doesn’t matter if you love me or hate me. I’m always in your face. Always.
- I might look weak and odd, but I can buzz louder than a chainsaw.
- I am inevitable.
- Just stand still and let me crawl all over you.
- We all have a clock, don’t we? Tick tock. No worries, I’ll be out of your hair in a few weeks.
- Venmo? What’s Venmo?
Brood X: 5, 7
Florida Congressperson: 15
Both: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14