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It’s All Fun and Games

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Me: Why am I so hurt?
Every other person sitting around the table:…
Me:…
Me:…
Me: That’s the fucking Cards Against Humanity question, dumbasses. Why am I so hurt?
Every other person sitting around the table: Ohhhh.

When Is A Door Not A Door?

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When it’s ajar.
That my friends, is what we call a Randy joke. Randy tells the worst jokes on the planet and the worse the joke, the harder he laughs.
I do have a reason for telling that horrible Randy joke.

Empty Nest Syndrome: It’s Not All Goats and Berries

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So, I mentioned we put Joey on a plane to go live on a farm in Washington near the Canadian border. My understanding is he would be spending a few months tending goats and picking berries. The original flight didn’t happen because a flight was delayed which caused the whole fragile ticket system to fall apart. We had to reschedule everything and I had to take him back to the airport the...

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