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We watch live cams.
When I say “we”, I mean when Randy has the remote, I am forced to watch live cams as well. We don’t watch freaky live cams.

I’m disengaging from all things political for a bit. I am all full up.
I know the stupid president is going to deliver his state of the union address Tuesday, but I won’t be watching because I will be at the bus station clipping stranger’s toenails. Besides, I have things to do. It can’t be all outrage all the time.

So, the other night, Randy called out to me from the office.
Randy: Hey, did you see what Gwneth Paltrow is doing?
Me: Nope.
Randy: She’s selling candles that smell like her vagina.
Me: Oh, for fuck’s sake.
Randy: You have a birthday coming up.
Me:…