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Primal Screams

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I didn’t watch much of the impeachment hearings. Mostly, I read the transcripts. My anxiety gets too great when I listen to them speak. 
For instance, I go great lengths to not hear the president’s stupid voice. 
I did, however, have a revelation while listening to a little bit of “Gym” Jordan and Devin “Cowman” Nunes scream their way through the hearings.

I Guess I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead?

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A few nights ago, I slept 5 straight hours without getting up once.
This might not seem like a big deal, but it has been years since that has happened. At least 10. Maybe more.
I am pining for that night because insomnia has been kicking my ass since then. Last night, I slept in 20 minute increments.

Michelle

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