I very nearly wrote “I read an article” but the truth is “I read a headline”.
I’m not saying I only read headlines, but sometimes, I only read headlines.
So, I love my husband. I do. I love that we still really dig each other. I love that we’re in this for the long haul.
That being said, motherfucker is super inconsiderate when it comes to Christmas cookie etiquette.
You guys, he did it.
Randy totally outdid himself with Christmas magic.
I mean, it was only in my head, but still.