I waited 17 years for this opportunity. I have a face that says “Swat me. For the love of God, swat my face”. I make a lot of noise because I want sex. All the noise I make is for sex. I can’t help it if my eyes are weird, off-putting, and look like a special effect. Click click click click click. Never trust the wingman. Screech screech screech. I’m emerging from my nymph stage and will soon be...
In Ohio, vaccinated people can enter a lottery for 5 chances to win a million dollars five different times.. The vaccine rate went up 53%. I’m all for this. The more vaccines we get in arms, the safer we’ll be. We can take care of each other by getting the vaccination. I am astounded by how many people just don’t seem to be real interested in keeping the other humans safe. I...
I haven’t written for anything other than here in a few years now. I had a nice little run for a couple of years where I got paid for my writing. I mean, I wasn’t going to get rich, but it’s nice to get paid for art. It feels good. Turns out, if you stop submitting your writing, then that all goes away. I decided I’d jump back in. I’m ready. I can be funny. I can be...
