Me: You know, I have a critique of these lyrics.
Randy: Really? Because it sold millions of copies.
Me: I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about a criticism I have of the lyrics, which are awesome. Except this one thing.
I Know What I Am
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Menoposal
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Nope. I did not misspell menopausal. I meant to do that.
I read about something today that made me squint a little and turn my head the way Gertie does when I vacuum the hardwood. Only I didn’t hiss. She usually hisses.
Homeowner’s Guide For An Aging Population
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Is there a Homeowner’s Guide For An Aging Population? We could use one.
