Standing up. Apocalypse Be Damned

I missed you guys last week.

I was sick as fuck. My work required that I get a COVID test before returning to work. I did not have COVID.

What I had was a nasty stomach virus that knocked me on my ass for 7 days.

I worked from home all week last week because I didn’t feel comfortable getting over my illness and being around people. Honestly, though, I just don’t want to be around people. But whatever.

I did finally get around to doing a stand up video from my living room.

When the Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop was canceled, I was so disappointed. But then I thought…you know? I can do stand up whenever I want.

So, here you go. Post stomach flu stand up.

I hope you all are well. I hope you are staying safe.

 

This Is The End

When I was pregnant with Joey, who is 22 now, all I wanted were 3 ways.

There was nothing I craved more than a hot, steamy 3 way. Okay, I usually had a 4 way. But onions, as much as I love them, don’t love me.

I guess if you aren’t from the Cincinnati area, you might be confused.

Here, it is perfectly normal to look at a friend at work and say “You want to get a 3 way for lunch?” And it’s not considered sexual harassment.

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