Fifty Years: And This Is Who She Is


And this is what she does. I’ve been digging on Nick Cave for a few years now. Rings of Saturn is amazing. This is who she is and this is what she does. It’s not my favorite Nick Cave song, but it fits. My mom painted this picture of me. I’m not sure of the year, but if I had to guess, it’s about 1971. This was the year that I learned I was no longer a princess. This was...

The Kitty and I Had a Rough Week


I mean, it wasn’t the roughest week in the world. On a scale of “For all that is fucking holy, the pandemic is never going to end” to “Trump gets the 2024 nomination” it was about a “The grocery store is too fucking crowded and why aren’t those people wearing masks?” Our black kitty, Alfie, is a wheezy cat. He’s always snored a little, but the...

I Can Take A Punch


Randy and I were discussing celebrity chefs and I was reminded of a family reunion. Our baby boy, Joey will be 23 on April Fool’s day. When he was 2, we attended a family reunion on Randy’s side of the family. There were dozens and dozens of people there, so you know, it was my personal hell. Holy shit, you guys, the only thing I hate more than large gatherings is my yearly lady parts...


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