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  • The Big Fat Crayon

    I remember how excited I was to start the second grade and not have to use baby crayons anymore. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on those sleek, slender crayons the big kids used. I so fucking badly wanted the 64 box with the built-in-sharpener. Oh my god, I wanted that so bad.

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  • Let’s Get It Together: Empowering Women

    These are things I don’t have:

    Head lice

    A hefty bank account

    The desire to yodel

    All the answers

    A love for Mondays

    This is not an all inclusive list as there are many other things I don’t have. Like all the stuff at your house and a headache brought on by drinking a milkshake too fast.

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  • Cakes And Pains

    There was birthday cake last weekend. Mountain Girl and the Bass Player presented me with this cake on Saturday night. I would tell you what “DF” stands for, but I am clinging to the last wispy threads of my dignity.

    There weren’t pains. Not really. I mean, other than my normal old lady pains.

    Sometimes, our conversations go down weirdly lit paths that aren’t always comfortable.

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