CategoryPersonal Growth

The Big Fat Crayon


I remember how excited I was to start the second grade and not have to use baby crayons anymore. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on those sleek, slender crayons the big kids used. I so fucking badly wanted the 64 box with the built-in-sharpener. Oh my god, I wanted that so bad.

Cakes And Pains


There was birthday cake last weekend. Mountain Girl and the Bass Player presented me with this cake on Saturday night. I would tell you what “DF” stands for, but I am clinging to the last wispy threads of my dignity. There weren’t pains. Not really. I mean, other than my normal old lady pains. Sometimes, our conversations go down weirdly lit paths that aren’t always...


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