Oh, Look! Something Sparkly


I get emails from companies asking me to review their product quite often. Usually, when I tell them how much I charge, they just go away. Because if they ain’t paying, I ain’t reviewing.
Unless, they send me something sparkly.
I am not getting paid for this post, this is a review, and I can say whatever I want.
I am drunk with power.
Or maybe gin.

Root Canal Or Annual Performance Review


I hate the annual performance review. I hate it. I hate it the way I hate cleaning toilets and running in to work people outside of work.
Oh, yeah…hi! Soooo….out shopping? Awesome…wow, that is a LOT of lube, isn’t it? I didn’t know they sold gummi bears in 50 lb bags. ¬†Okay then, I’ll see you on Monday.¬†