Oh, Look! Something Sparkly

I get emails from companies asking me to review their product quite often. Usually, when I tell them how much I charge, they just go away. Because if they ain’t paying, I ain’t reviewing.

Unless, they send me something sparkly.

I am not getting paid for this post, this is a review, and I can say whatever I want.

I am drunk with power.

Or maybe gin.

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