So, a few local Kia dealerships were offering an anti-theft upgrade to the computer system. As we own a Kia and would prefer that it not get stolen, we decided to take advantage of the offer.
By “we”, I mean Randy took care of it.
He drove 30 miles north, but it’s all expressway on a Sunday morning, so you know, not bad.
I guess they made a big thing out of this. Randy said there were heated tents with drinks, chips, and fresh fruit. He called me while he waited in the tent.
Randy: So, this absolutely stunning woman just walked up to me and started talking to me.
Randy: She asked me if I was worried about our car getting stolen. I told her that we were planning a trip soon and since Kia’s get stolen a lot, we didn’t want to have to walk home. And that made her laugh.
Me: Uh huh.
Randy: Really. It wasn’t polite laughter or anything.
Me: Uh huh.
Randy: I thought she must work for Kia, so I asked. She said no and that she wanted to interview me for the news. I asked her who she was with and she said “Fox”. I told her no.
Randy: She asked me why and I said, because it’s Fox. She said they were local and not affiliated with the national network. I told her it was still Fox and no.
Randy: She was taken aback. I guess she figured most people want to be on TV.
Me: True. And to be fair, there is a good chance you would have said no anyway.
Randy: I probably would have said no anyway.
So, my husband had a shot to make his television debut in the greater Cincinnati area and he blew it.
On the plus side, we now have less of a chance of our car being stolen.