I’ve written a few blog posts where I try to show, in a completely unbiased way, what a pain in the ass Randy is to deal with sometimes. He makes the most frustrating arguments I’ve ever tried to counter.
HAHAH. Okay, perhaps ‘unbiased’ is a lie.
It’s totally a lie.
Either way, it occurred to me that I have video to back me up.
Last year, after returning from visiting friends in Tennessee, Randy got his flip camera out and we filmed a few short segments of our trip. The first segment is of me bitching at him for filming and driving because he would throw a goddamn fit if I tried to film and drive.
The second one, this one, is a small example of what it’s like to argue with someone who supports his arguments with words that make no sense whatsoever.
http://youtu.be/2njvg5OwVAc
I’ll do this again in a few weeks and you’ll get to hear how the phrase ‘I zip lined through the corn maze’ has become a permanent part of our private collection of speak. I love couple speak. Where you can look at your husband or wife or non-gender specific life partner and say the most ridiculous phrase and the other person knows EXACTLY what you mean. For instance, ‘This time…it’s personal’ means, ‘I would really like to have sex with you right now’. Yep, the tag line from Jaws: The Revenge means sexy time for us.
And Middle Sister says I over share.
Randy really would kiss Grace Kelly if he could.
Save some time. Cool rock and water.
We are just massive dorks.
Speak for yourself.
Now I need to think and see if me and my husband have any couple speak. Honestly, I can’t think of anything. Hope that doesn’t mean we’re a bad couple. 🙂
I can’t imagine that it would mean you’re a bad couple. It COULD mean that we’re just dorks.
Yo no molesto the painted quilts!
Most of the “couple speak” between my husband and me involves Ron Burgandy.
Ha! We were just talking about that movie. Neither of us has ever seen it and we decided we need to. He’s asleep now, though..it will have to wait. He’s such an old man.
I need a nap.
You can call yourselves dorks if you want but I happen to know the deal-i-o with those quilt pattern squares on the sides of barns. Google barn quilt trails for the area you were in….now who’s the real dork?(ME!)
Oh yeah? We decided they were satanic symbols for an offshoot of the Amish.
Haha! I’m sure we must have some couples code, but I cannot for the life of me think of what it could be. Now I’m going to be wracking my brain to figure it out. Your sexy time code words are awesome, though.
hahaha…thanks…there are tons of other ones, but that was the first one that came to mind.
That’s amazing, I would also kiss Grace Kelly in a most respectful way. Not now, no, but back then when GK was alive. And if I were a boy. Maybe then. Now it would just be like lesbian zombie love, which is kind of hot, maybe, if you are a lesbian or a zombie, or particularly if you are a zombie lesbian…..sigh…..okay, I’ll show myself out.
I think we all need to consider lesbian zombie love…when the apocalypse hits, we need to understand all the different aspects. We should also dig up Grace Kelly..Just in case.
Thanks for stopping by my blog – so glad I could find you !!!
The chatting that you do while you are driving sounds like my husband and I !!!! It made me LOL
Have the best day !
Me
I’m glad you found it, too! Thank you!
I love couple speak! We go into Seinfeld mode all the time… like “It’s huge Jerry!” and we use “Muskrat” from Meet the Parents. We use movie quotes a lot. Your sex code is hilarious. Seriously hilarious.
Hahaha!! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
“Look! A barn!” You guys are so fucking funny. That just cracks me up. We use to drive from VA back to Chicago when I was in the service. I know those mountains well and you guys captured the trip in 3 min and 42 seconds perfectly.
I’m glad I wasn’t considering that anyone else would ever hear what we were saying or I would have just kept my mouth shut. That was actually kind of hard for me to post…but then I thought…fuck it..
I like being able to put a voice to the blog/tweets. And you 2 are a riot! I’m glad you posted this.
Rocco…there’s much more video. One of the best things about our relationship is that we laugh quite a bit. Michelle’s funny. Like she’s a clown. She amuses me. She makes me laugh.
Don’t make me do a Joe Pesci imitation. It won’t be fun for either of us..
From what I read, you might not want her to “pretend” to put her hands around your throat to choke you. Or wave a gun around. The burning of her hand in the fire pit tells the story that things wouldn’t end well…
I would never physically hurt him. Psychological damage lasts SO MUCH longer.
HA HA HA!! I am DYING laughing at this entire post!! Oh my Lord, your tagline for sexy time is hilarious!!-Ashley
🙂 Thank you!
I’ve been waiting all damn day to watch that video and it totally paid off. I think I speak couple speak with the majority of people in my life. I walk around life speaking in random movie quotes, fragments that only make sense to one or two people and with some friends, I’m not going to brag but…we even have secret codes.
However, if one day I somehow deem that marriage is again appropriate for me (doubtful) I can only hope that my partner and I have such fantastic couple speak as you and Randy. 🙂
haha…thank you! My sisters and I speak in movie speak a lot..and my baby boy..he’s good at that game.
I think that’s where my past relationship went wrong. We couldn’t establish that common language between us. I would say something that made sense to me and she wouldn’t get it and get mad at me. This went for anything, no matter how trivial.
Yeah, you really have to be able to understand each other…even when no one else does. Our biggest issues usually stem from misunderstandings.