I got my mind on my menopause and my menopause on my mind.
I’m paying more attention to my rapidly cycling menopause mind thoughts and they are odd. If I blogged the most odd, then my family would have me locked up. I don’t know that my thoughts are any more random and bizarre because of menopause, but I do know they make me more emotional. I can go from zero to sob in less than a minute.
Ceramic cookware. If I had ceramic cookware I would find peace in my soul.
I don’t really like cooking.
Is it REALLY odd to find Peter Dinklage attractive? I mean, mention that one time and people look at you funny.
I never saw Lambada: The Forbidden Dance. Sooo…why am I thinking of it?
I feel like baking.
I don’t really feel like baking, I just want to eat cookies.
Ohio implemented the stand your ground law? Great. Now the whole fucking state is RUINED.
I love people.
Why am I even bothering to lose weight? I’m old and old people can’t lose weight.
I don’t CARE if my ass is too big, I kind of like it.
Wonder if I could cram 3 Twinkies in my mouth at once?
Twinkies are kind of disgusting.
Today will be the day that I finally lose my shit at work.
Fuck those guys, I’m not talking to anyone at work. I’m putting my headphones on an pretending I’m a bad ass.
A bad ass Eskimo.
You know, if you weren’t such a lazy, talentless bitch, you would hand make thoughtful Christmas gifts for everyone this year.
Gift cards really are the perfect gift. You can’t go wrong with a gift card.
Where are my clean underwear? WHY CAN I NEVER FIND CLEAN UNDERWEAR? Is there an evil underwear stealing fairy in the house? I bet that goddamn mouse I saw ran all over my clean underwear. I bet there are little mouse hairs in my panties. Fuck. Now I’m never wearing underwear again. Fucking mice ruin EVERYTHING.
I wonder if my discount therapist knows that half the time I’m just fucking with her.
You know, if you’re not going to take therapy seriously, then you shouldn’t even go.
I really think therapy is helping.
These thoughts were brought to you between 7:17 AM and 7:21 AM on November 21, 2013.
I hope you all have a lovely and mostly sane day.