I’m not kidding. We didn’t see a UFO, we saw a bunch of UFO’s.
It wasn’t that long ago, it was before, when the coronavirus was close, but still just something we were reading about.
Anyway, it was around 8:30pm EST. I would tell you the date. I don’t remember and too lazy to look it up.
Sitting on our front porch, I noticed a plane which seemed ridiculously high up, like in space.
The plane looked more like a star than a plane, but was moving. I thought it might be a meteor for a moment, but it was moving in a controlled fashion,
Then, I noticed another one behind. And another and another. There were 7 equally spaced apart and moving at the same rate of speed.
It took a minute. I stared for a few minutes going “What the hell? Wait. What?”
I opened the front door and yelled for Joey and Randy.
Joey came out first. I pointed them out. He said “That’s just a plane.” And then he said “What the fuck is that?”
Randy joined us and pointed out a second string of lights moving parallel to the first one.
I’m not going to lie. I was the teeniest bit freaked out. I mean, I felt like I was handling it fine and then I realized I couldn’t feel my legs.
I posted the whole thing on Twitter and the consensus was that it was Elon Musk’s Skylink.
Which made perfect sense, but up until I saw dozens of UFOs in the sky, I hadn’t really heard or read much about Skylink. Hence, my rubbery legs.
Someone on Twitter suggested I contact MUFON.
I had never heard of MUFON, but thought it couldn’t hurt. MUFON monitors and investigates UFO sightings. I filled out a form explaining my experience.
The form asked me things like, “Where you abducted?” “Did you see an entity?”
The very last option was “strange lights”. Check.
There was a section that asked if I had consumed alcohol or recreational drugs.
I felt like that section could have been blown out a little more.
During your sighting, had you consumed alcohol or recreational drugs? Yes or No
Are you sure? Yes or No
C’mon, not even a few drinks? Yes or No
Maybe a little puff puff? Yes or No
No? Really? Yes or No
Okay, if you are really sure. Yes or No
Then, I remembered that I could make fun as much as I wanted, but I was still filling out their form.
Also, I fibbed a tiny bit on the alcohol or recreational drugs question.
I got an email from Thomas who was the investigator assigned to my case. He said there were multiple reports from my area. I thanked him and said that we suspected it was Skylink.
A few days later, Thomas confirmed we did indeed see some of Elon Musk’s Skylink.
It was weird, though, for that night. Unsettling and bizarre.
Then, we got a pandemic.
So, you know, the unsettling bizarreness is just starting.
I hope you all are safe. I hope you are all healthy.
I know we’re supposed to not touch our faces. Apparently, I am obsessed with touching my face. I did not know this about me. I guess I’m checking to see if it is still there? Either way, I’m thinking of changing my name to Face Touchy McTouchyFace.
Wash your hands.
Remember we are in this together. Be kind. Be patient. And for all that is fucking holy, don’t hoard things.
Image courtesy of Michal Jarmoluk