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You Can’t Get There From Here

photo of Ohio River taken from the Anderson Ferry

So, Randy and I live just west of downtown Cincinnati. Just a few miles from the Ohio River. When we bought this house, our plan was to move to northern Kentucky. I grew up there, my family lives there. It’s familiar. I’m glad those plans didn’t work out. We live just on the other side of the river from a house that we made an offer on, but didn’t get. Not getting that...

The Joys of Vertigo and Magic Crystals In Your Ears:


So, I have had a full week of vertigo. Not the Alfred Hitchcock movie. I wish I had spent the last week with Vertigo on repeat rather than always feeling like I just stepped off the Tea Cup ride after having been on it for an hour. Probably. I mean, I am sick to death of laying in bed and watching TV. I’d probably be completely bonkers if I had to watch the same thing the whole time. I...

Maybe Just A Little Good Karma?


First of all, I have always believed that Karma is bullshit. Sure, what goes around very often comes around, but there are way too many motherfuckers walking around living fabulous lives who do terrible things. Still, I do like the thought of good Karma. I thought perhaps Randy and I snagged ourselves a little of the good Karma Saturday night, but now I’m not so sure. We had a fairly lovely...


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