I really did think Brood X would bother me, but I sort of dig the cicadas. I wouldn’t want this every year, but once every 17? The bizarre, intensely loud singing is either fascinating to me or is driving me insane. At least that is what I thought until this morning when I learned there is a simple test for “crazy”. The U-Turn Sanity Check. I mean, if you trust Randy’s...
I waited 17 years for this opportunity. I have a face that says “Swat me. For the love of God, swat my face”. I make a lot of noise because I want sex. All the noise I make is for sex. I can’t help it if my eyes are weird, off-putting, and look like a special effect. Click click click click click. Never trust the wingman. Screech screech screech. I’m emerging from my nymph stage and will soon be...
In Ohio, vaccinated people can enter a lottery for 5 chances to win a million dollars five different times.. The vaccine rate went up 53%. I’m all for this. The more vaccines we get in arms, the safer we’ll be. We can take care of each other by getting the vaccination. I am astounded by how many people just don’t seem to be real interested in keeping the other humans safe. I...
