From Steph at We Don’t Chew Glass.
I completely love her, she’s awesome. You should read her blog and then you guys can crush on her with me.
I’m typing this on painkillers. As it turns out, being sick the first two months of the year wasn’t enough and I am now fighting a kidney infection.
I went to the doctor today because I was reasonably sure I had a kidney infection, or maybe quick acting bladder cancer. My doctor’s method to diagnosing me was to get a urine sample and then he karate chopped my lower back. I went through the roof because that shit hurt and he said ‘Yep, it’s a kidney infection’.
I am really not too sure about his methods. He did give me painkillers though, so I guess all is forgiven. Little worried about going to him for my sometime migraine problem, though.
Anyway, here is a sampling of some of the search terms that people use to get to my blog.
We heart it boobless. I guess this is a positive message. I mean, boobs..no boobs…they heart it!
www.honesty boob massage. I think I see a theme emerging.
Boobless job. Does that even exist?
Rubber teeth shoes. Because if you have rubber teeth, then they need shoes.
I’m unreasonable, too sensitive and tired of fucking bullshit. Fair enough.
Stretch mark Barbie. I would buy this.
dear michelle, why are you ignoring me? I’m guessing it’s because you’re needy and annoying and you probably rattle the change in your pocket.
stretch marks from pregnancy makes him fuck her harder. No. I am sure I mentioned stretch marks before. Probably more than once, but never like this. Holy shit.
How to stick a suppository up my boyfriend’s ass. HAHAHAFUCKINGHAHAHA. To quote Joon from Benny And Joon: The answer is in the question.
Will a frail narcissist still want his lover? I don’t know why, but I really hope he does.
Gamble rubber shoes. I guess you could try, but I don’t think they make good currency.
Supertramp shit. Scatalogical, parasitical, acoustical, untypical.
What the hell rubber shoes. I don’t know! What the hell. I can’t read that without hearing it in my 3 year old granddaughter’s voice. Like the time she said to me “What the hell, gaga”?
Funny fuckingfunnyfucking Not gonna lie, I’m proud of this one.
Toilet seat left rings on butt. I’m going to have to check next time. Just in case.
jesus narcissistic personality disorder. The side to Jesus that no one ever wants to talk about.
Rubber boobs girl. Look, up in the sky..it’s a bra..it’s pasties…it’s RUBBER BOOBS GIRL.
Man, I love this search term Tuesday thing. It makes blogging on painkillers so much easier.
Do you have a blog? Tell me about your weird search terms. Or just make some up.