First, we came to an agreement with the buyers. Looks like the house is sold. Done deal. Except it won’t be done until it’s done. Then, I’ll breathe easy.
HAHAHAHAHFUCKINGHAHAHAHA. That’s just a lie. I think I might have forgotten how to breathe easy.
Second, I’m behind again. I haven’t been writing much.
I have been working crazy long hours at work doing really hot, sweaty, hard work. Physical labor, man. I’d go into detail, but I’m not willing to get annoyed again today. I’ve been annoyed enough and this shit isn’t ending any time soon.
Anyway, my back feels like it has a knife in it. My legs aren’t speaking to me. And I have most of my clothes packed up and stored in my mother’s basement. I only have two pairs of jeans here and I wore them Monday and Tuesday and we didn’t get laundry done. I couldn’t re-wear them because I’ve been doing filthy warehouse work. So, I had to wear leggings and a dressy (well, dressy for me) shirt to do warehouse work.
I sat on some dark purple plastic steps to put together a display shelf and when I stood up, there was a perfect sweat mark of my butt, complete with butt crack on the purple step.
The 3 people around me saw sweat stained butt shadow.
As it turns out, I have changed more than I thought, because normally I would be embarrassed as fuck by that. I just looked at my butt shadow and said “Well, now you know what my bare ass would look like if it were purple. And two dimensional.” Then, we all said “that’s what she said” after everything anyone said until it grew obnoxious. By ‘we all” I mean “mostly me”.
So, Randy, as usual, has my back. He brought back Conspiracy Goat and, I have to say, the first one made me laugh out loud.
Wish me luck over the next week because it might be awful.
I’m either going to get in shape at work or end up with broken hips.
Also, could we all send up collective thoughts that at least a few houses in our price range and preferred neighborhoods pop up? Because there is nothing.
So, here you go, some new Conspiracy Goat and a few other memes.