Thanks to my friend from Swamp Gas and Moonlit Reflections, I have learned that there is such a thing as ‘breatharians’. Breatharians believe they can sustain themselves by gazing at the sun. No food. No water. No gin and tonics. Nothing. Just sunlight.
I fucking love reading about this shit because it makes me feel better about myself. Sure, that might be emotionally immature, but who cares! I can eat waffles if I want!