My superhero name is Amazing Graceless and I live up to my name quite often. It takes decades of practice to be this awkward.
I am the perfect neighbor. A great neighbor. Anyone would appreciate me as a neighbor.
What makes me a good neighbor? I will leave you the fuck alone.
So, we adult children of narcissists come with our own special baggage. What we carry it in might look different, but the contents are going to be similar. Just don’t look in the side pocket of my bag. I have no idea how long those underwear have been in there and they might be a science project by now.