I’ve been reading a fuck ton of articles about aging and menopause. I like to think I’m getting good information that will help me continue to embrace my fifties. The truth is, half the time, I’m getting good information, the other half, I’m just annoyed, or in rare cases, depressed or anxious over what I read.
One theme I have picked up on in a number of these ‘I’m getting older and I’m fucking awesome/I’m getting older what the fuck happened’ articles, is turning invisible after 50.
Google ‘what not to wear after age 50’ and you will have your pick of thousands of articles telling you what looks terrible on your old ass body.
I want to point out to the writer who wrote the ‘no-no’ article, you need to remember you are writing for women over age 50, not preschoolers. I don’t think I’ve said ‘no-no’ since my youngest was a toddler.
I was going to say ‘pussies’ but I already get a shit ton of traffic for chicken porn and goat porn and I don’t want to make it worse…which I guess I just did. And today I’m going to talk about the dildo cam so I’m pretty sure from today on out, all my traffic will be coming from perverts.
I’ve been sick this week. I know! That is so not like me. Other than most of the days this entire fucking year. It seems the older I get, the more I get to know my doctors.