I’m too old for this shit. – Detective Roger Murtaugh
If I go back 25 years and think about the information available to me compared to now, I realize why my ADD brain swirls like one of the cheap pinwheels Randy decorates our deck with.
I was still decades away from caring about headlines that had to do with aging. I just scanned headlines on Cosmo for 3,609 Ways To Please Your Man articles.
Hint: Say yes. That’s really all it takes.